Mom there is a lot of dust in the kitchen!!!

I got off work at 6 am this morning. at about 10 Treyson comes running in mom there is alot of dust in the kitchen. I was trying to figure out what he was talking about. I went running up to the kitchen full of smoke and the microwave going with 3 min and 35 sec still left on it!!! He decided he was going to warm up his own breadstick on a glass plate. Yeah!! He kept telling me that there was dust in the kitchen and we needed Uncle Rulon I told him we did not need Uncle Rulon ( he is my great uncle that lives 2 houses down) I was opening windows and here he comes dressed with coat and boots I asked him where he was going and he told me to get Uncle Rulon. I told him no we are fine the dust just needed to go out the windows!!! He is 4 years old so we had to have a talk that he does not cook his own food unless mom or dad is here to help. What !!!! I did not think I would have that talk at 4 years old with him!!! other than that we are doing great. Nate went to missouri this week and loaded in Kansas and is on his way to wyoming to unload pipe. I miss him wished he was home but what do you do. I hope all is having a great week!!!!!